Here is a refresher on last weeks Mashup. The story below is Armageddon Man (a Mashup of Armageddon and Anchorman)
unfortunate announcement to make, San Diego. It does seem that our big planet is
facing quite a perilous situation. Meteorologists have spotted one giant
meatball headed directly toward Earth.
alarm. The camera man shakes his head. Ron continues.
anything, can be done to prevent the consumption. Well, let’s all hope they can
cook something up, or we’ll all be digested. And that’s the latest here on News
Channel 4. Stay classy, Sand Diego.”
what you just said?”
giant meatball? Headed to Earth? I thought I’d reported it all. It seems
is an asteroid, not a meatball headed to Earth. Who changed the
address the staff.
reported one like that before either. Well, all that talk of meatballs has got
me hungry. I’m off to have dinner with Baxter.”
Baxter, Ron. We’ve got more updates streaming in now. Sounds like they’re
sending off an untraditional team for this mission… sending waste water
management specialists up there to throw it off course.”
drillers, Ed. And let Ron go have his dinner, I’ll cover this.”
Nobody said a man can’t eat his spaghetti while he reports the breaking meatball
Diego. I’m here with breaking news! The team of deep core drillers has
successfully diverted the crises. Let’s cook up some meatballs and celebrate