Another Guess the Mashup Monday this week…
Guess the MashUp
“Did you check the closet, honey? You know she loves your
“Yes Max, I checked the closet and the kennel and I’ve even
called her name in the yard. I’m telling you, Deedee is missing.”
“Surely, you didn’t think to check the laundry basket” Max
digs through the couple’s dirty clothing.
“Oh, Max. She’s not there” his companion whispers.
“Agent 99, call the neighbors, call the Chief! Call the
National Guard! Tell them our little Deedee is missing.”
“All right, Max. I will” agent 99 scurries to withdraw a
phone from her purse.
“Wait!” Max dashes toward the television. The volume rises
as his finger frantically strikes the plus button on the remote.
“An unusually high number of dog disappearances in the last
week” the news anchor reports. “Police uncover only a fur bracelet thus far in
their investigation. More to come as we follow this case.”
“That’s it 99! Let’s get to the police station. We need that
“This bracelet’s made of Schnauzer hair” he throws the
bracelet on the table, shrieking as if it was a snake.
“Oh geez, we’ve got to find Deedee” agent 99 examines the
“That DNA isn’t due for another two days!” Max cries. “What
are you doing agent 99? Taking your anger out on the bracelet won’t help us.”
“No, Max. I’ve found something” she furiously plucks the
hair from the bracelet. “There’s something etched here; I can’t make it out.”
Quickly, Max retrieves the portable magnifying glass hidden in
his spy watch. “CD” he reads the small inscription.
“Not that mad woman” agent 99 gasps.
“That black and white hair’s going to turn gray when we get
our hands on her” Max scrunches his face with determination.